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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 .. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system ! once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 .. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 
geposted Thu 27 Mar 08 @ 4:55 am
"LOL"...
 
spot on now if i could only find out why the ctrl-alt-del command dosent seem to work !!!!!!!!!!! on my wife
 
funny as hell that,

looks like a lot of conflicts going on there and possible system overload, have you thought about getting more space and improving your ram, under normal circumstances that usually helps, lol








 
Have you tried Denagging your system yet?

still LOL at this...good one!
 
On the upside Wife1.0 requires a lot of Defragging, which is fun for the whole family.........
 
Dear Tech support:

after installing Wife2.0rev2, i have noticed a distinct drain on system resources requiring extra RAM. installing this RAM 3-4 times a day has had a drastic effect on Wife2.0rev2. it performs many more funtions than expected does dishes, cleans, and has complied with Freak3somef.m.f. protocols.









in short, leave me alone. i just had to tell somebody

 
Security alert.


We found that the installing file for wife 1.0 contains spyware, when the unsuspecting user installs wife 1.0, you may get the following programs installing without your knowledge, mother-in-law 1.5 and sister-in-law 1.5 both these programs are known to be a drain on system resources, and may cause wife 1.0 to crash on occasion or to be slower then normal. It also causes phone bill 1.5 to use more system resources although we aren't sure why.
 
WARNING: Wife 1.0 is often accompanied with BrO-IN-LaW adware....Upon running scan this will appear in logs "LaZee A55h0l3 Get a J-O-B" This is a malicious adware and impossible to purge from system. Only recourse is changing topic lines in all headers/commincations where BrO-IN-LaW is present. In severe situations shutting down system and re-entering password at a later time is needed.
 
Wife 1.0 is OK, but it also installs "Not Back There 1 & 2", and automatically deletes "In The Mouth (all versions)". The only way to run them now, is with a program called "Crack Ho w service pack 2", on my PDA. Just make sure to disable wifi and blue-tooth, so "Wife 1.0" can't sync. It's also a good idea to encrypt it, because "Wife 1.0" will do a search everyday. Make sure you put your PDA in a case, because sometimes "Crack Ho w service pack 2", can be infected with a bug. Service pack 3 fixes that, but it's still in beta.
 
Is 'Crack Ho s/ SP2' freeware or shareware?
'In The Mouth' only runs about twice a year.
 
TD

'In The Mouth' only runs about twice a year..... your spoilt







 
A Man and His Music wrote :

automatically deletes "In The Mouth (all versions)"..


Damn right! Even Girlfriend 7.0 has this bug after some months of use, and would love to see it fixed!

Girlfriend 7.0 seems to have automatically patched the system with UpdateReminder for Wife1.0, and after that all versions of Mouth have slowed down, some even dont work anymore! Seems related to the UpdateReminder patch, but I can't get it uninstalled.


 
have you tried TagNRename... lol





 
Go back to "Girlfriend 6.0", runs "In The Mouth" with no issues. "Mistress-Whatever You Want", is the shit. It's only in beta right now, and runs on Linux, so you can skip "Wife 1.0". Sorry, no MAC version.
 
Yes, unfortunately it crashed.

"Warning : TagNReame is not compatible and can not run, after system is patched with UpdateReminder for Wife1.0"

Damn!
 
tayla wrote :
have you tried TagNRename... lol




Now that's funny.
 
tayla wrote :
have you tried TagNRename... lol



Yes, unfortunately it crashed.

"Warning - Action not allowed : TagNReame is not compatible and can not run, after system is patched with UpdateReminder for Wife1.0"

Damn!

 
I've been thinking of installing the WIFE 1.0 upgrade over Girlfriend 7.0; But my ISP is recommending getting an authoring program to code an addon to WIFE 1.0 called PRE-NUPT.dll

This to prevents WIFE 1.0 from accessing spreadsheet and memory files.
 
DJ Marcel_1 wrote :
I've been thinking of installing the WIFE 1.0 upgrade over Girlfriend 7.0; But my ISP is recommending getting an authoring program to code an addon to WIFE 1.0 called PRE-NUPT.dll

This to prevents WIFE 1.0 from accessing spreadsheet and memory files.



NO, NO, NO, PRE-NUPT.dll is written by the same people that put out "Wife 1.0", By The Balls Ltd. It's a trojan, and only last a year. When you go back to get it, it's gone.
 
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