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The Hetero Education Male Accreditation & Naturalization Center, or HE MAN Center for short, is celebrating its 25th anniversary on Halloween.

First founded by A Man and His Music in New Jersey, on October 31st 1983, to assist in making the less macho members of our society become what a man needs to be in todays world. Rick worked tirelessly for five years (even weathering the pink IZOD shirt fad), until 1988, when George H. W. Bush was elected President of The United States. During his inauguration speech the phrase “kinder, gentler nation” was used, and Rick realized it was time to turn the Head Master Chair over to someone more befitting of these changing times. ChuckNorrisYouWimps was nominated, and unanimously accepted by the board, and has held the seat (neglecting to put it back down when finished) ever since.

Chuck has faced some very difficult situations as Head Master, like the WHAM/George Michaels debacle, and Queen (for examples). And come through them with flying colors, not flying a rainbow flag. His synopsis on the changing of macho has been hailed in the Halls of Congress for over 20 years as the definitive treaties on the subject. After reading it Clarence Thomas decided to have a Coke with long time friend Anita Hill, the rest is history. Former President Bill Clinton was so impressed by it he spent hours lecturing a young Monica Lewinski on the subject.

Never one to shy away from a problem Chuck even took on the halls of finance. He worked with Wall Street to improve HE MAN’s philosophy, assisted by Alan Greenspan (one time student of HE MAN), and won! After conquering Wall Street Chuck turned his attentions toward Hollywood. The Man Show was his crowning achievement!

Boasting instructors such as MP3JRick, who specializes in “Speak only when needed” and Cstoll “Read the manual, I don’t care if it looks less manly!” The HE MAN Center has reached overseas. Featuring guest speakers such as Tayla and Spinna J the future is brighter than ever. “We are proud too announce our newest guest instructor, Renee’” Chuck was quoted as saying two months ago. “Renee’s specialty is finding out which of our students is struggling. For example, she (Renee') approaches the student(s) in question and compliments their shoes. If the answer consists of anything other than ‘Thanks, wanna go back to my place?’ The student is immediately dropped a grade, and forced to class with AMaHM for a month.” That is just one of many examples of the latitude the HE MAN Center gives Renee'. "her contributions are incredible, we're lucky to have her" Chuck said. "I would be remiss if I did not mention Marcel, his classes on high sticking are some of our most popular. He even touches on hockey after a few months. The second term high sticking classes even get field trips to a local strip club."

The future as always is in flux but with leadership such as Chuck, and A Man and His Music (still Chairman Emeritus) the HE MAN Center will prevail as our pre-eminent academy of higher male learning. Future plans include a Hall Of Jimmy, featuring a tribute to the less than macho students who have prevailed after leaving these Hallowed Halls. And the Cyder Aquatic Center, an open air swimming facility to be used year round. The DJinNorway building is scheduled to open in fall of 2010. With classrooms, labs, and a high tech Copy/Paste teaching facility.
Source:Tear’EmUp News Service
 
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funny as hell terry... me like
 
We're proud of what we do in providing this service , and we're even more proud of our alumni . Our faculty and facilities are world class , it's been an honor and a privilege .

Next semester we start a new advanced course , " How to wake her up for sex "
 
TearEmUp wrote :
Future plans include a Hall Of Jimmy, featuring a tribute to the less than macho students who have prevailed after leaving these Hallowed Halls.


Fcuking classic Terry, Love it mate.

Top Class!!!!!!!
 
and Tear...it's true....about taking the seat .....

one time i was in court and i had to take the stand ....so i really TOOK the stand
 
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
and Tear...it's true....about taking the seat .....

one time i was in court and i had to take the stand ....so i really TOOK the stand


"Mr. Norris, put that down please...and drop the vernacular." Chuck:" That's no vernacular...its a doiby"
 
 
LMAO!! Renee you do a very good job with those videos...lol.....
 
I got my start in porn and then moved on to monkeys with bad accents.
 
djrenee wrote :
I got my start in porn and then moved on to monkeys with bad accents.


I sure do hope we are still talking about videos.......
 
So a bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings "

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We
don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings .."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs"

The bear looks at him quizzically and says, "I'm not on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now.That was a barbitchyouate."
 
i don't get it ?

see Renee' is faculty , and bleeding edge ..... sometimes even i don't know what they're talkin' about ......
 
djrenee wrote :
So a bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings "

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We
don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings .."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs"

The bear looks at him quizzically and says, "I'm not on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now.That was a barbitchyouate."


I wonder how hard it would be to get my ex-wife to Billings.......
 
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
i don't get it ?

..... sometimes even i don't know what they're talkin' about ......


Teary, could you translate the joke into pig Latin so chucky can laugh out loud.
 
Sure thing Renee' @Uckcha, etha earba atya etha aarba itchba...osa etha artenderba aidsa...onya ouya reaya onya ugsdra, ouya ookta aya arba-itchuitba....OKYA?

hope that helped....
 
LMAO... Yes Sir.... that should help.
 
just get her to the end of the bar terry...
 
the HEMAN credo

rule #1 never leave a fellow HEMAN behind

rule #2 run interference for your fellow HEMAN when needed

rule #3 always let a belligerent bar bear in Billings eat your bitch
 
 
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